- half of me: SHOW ME ALL THE SPOILERS NOW. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AND I WANT IT NOW.
- other half of me: I SWEAR TO THE SKY ABOVE IF I SEE ONE SPOILER...
when your family makes fun of something you’re passionate about and then claim they were ‘just teasing’
I love this model.
But something in his expression screamed:
“I can’t handle you.”
And she thought then, that perhaps all relationships were just a case of who gave up first. And her pride couldn’t decide which was worse: giving up when you had promised them not to, or waking up to find that they had given up on you.””
—Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #75 (via missinyouiskillingme)
Queen Bey and Queen Nicki
Life is a combination of magic and noodle soup. #mcm #munchiecrushmonday (at Cha For Tea Long Beach)
MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party
FX has shared two mini-docs featuring the “extra-ordinary” cast members of “American Horror Story: Freak Show:” Mat Fraser, who plays “Paul The Illustrated Seal,” and Rose Siggins, “Legless Suzi.”
i appreciate that instead of just using these people for shock value, they are treating them like human beings and telling their stories.
if youre feeling like a big awkward fuck up who messes up everything just think about how if u were a character in a work of fiction sooo many people would see your perceived flaws as lovable and endearing character traits and how youd still be their favorite character to draw coffeeshop AUs of regardless
do you ever just all of a sudden feel really alone
Every year in June, a brave group of daredevils in the city of Alesund, Norway stack up hundreds of wood pallets to a height of over 130 feet, which they then light on fire in celebration of Midsummer and John the Baptist’s birthday.
Norway: where they build monuments and burn them because metal.
only in my homeland.
I thought it was going to be some inspirational art installation about teamwork and stuff BUT THEN IT WAS A PILLAR OF FIRE AND IT JUST GOT EPIC
THE BEACONS ARE LIT
THE BEACONS OF MINAS TIRITH ARE LIT
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
"The Queen of Rap, slaying with Queen Bey!"
I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND A COUPLE OF LIGHT STROKES